Empty your front pockets

"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
10/02/2015 at 23:14 • Filed to: None

Here’s what I have in mine. Pretty boring stuff.

DISCUSSION (51)

wafflesnfalafel > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/02/2015 at 23:16

That’s way sexier than mine, (wallet, handful of change and a pen...)

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > wafflesnfalafel
10/02/2015 at 23:17

I just don’t want a pen exploding inside my pocket.

pip bip - choose Corrour > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/02/2015 at 23:17

my pockets are empty.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/02/2015 at 23:17

Nothing in mine rn

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/02/2015 at 23:19

Not all at once though.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > pip bip - choose Corrour
10/02/2015 at 23:19

DrJohannVegas > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/02/2015 at 23:20

I am not wearing pants.

Also, nice humblebrag, bro.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > DrJohannVegas
10/02/2015 at 23:21

Keep living the dream

Also, those represent optimism.

Spaceball-Two > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/02/2015 at 23:21

Kinja'd!!!

How’s your back fella?

Scary__goongala! > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/02/2015 at 23:22

Kinja'd!!!

Just my apartment keys and church key. But I had to use my ginormous phone to take this picture. I don’t have my knife on me since I’m probably going to a bar later. Not because I plan on stabING somebody but most places do a pat down here.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Spaceball-Two
10/02/2015 at 23:22

A bit sore, mainly because of the fact that I fell over today.

DrJohannVegas > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/02/2015 at 23:22

Academia, son.

Also, good luck, be safe!

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > DrJohannVegas
10/02/2015 at 23:23

There’s a reason I like Volvos, and its not the reliability.

Scary__goongala! > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/02/2015 at 23:24

Pockets ain’t empty cuz

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Scary__goongala!
10/02/2015 at 23:24

I had to leave my knife back at the airport. Fortunately, it wasn’t an expensive one.

Spaceball-Two > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/02/2015 at 23:25

Well get better. You’ve got 4 rubbers to use.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Spaceball-Two
10/02/2015 at 23:26

They expire in a year and a half. I’m all good

CB > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/02/2015 at 23:27

Kinja'd!!!

The same as every other time you people ask.

Spaceball-Two > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/02/2015 at 23:28

Kinja'd!!!

Captain of the Enterprise > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/02/2015 at 23:29

I'm not wearing pants right now

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Spaceball-Two
10/02/2015 at 23:29

The facepalm is real with that one.

Scary__goongala! > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/02/2015 at 23:29

I don’t buy more expensive ones for that reason, just don’t want to be forced to leave it some where or forget it. Plus I use mine for a variety of reasons so I’d feel bad beating on a nice knife.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Scary__goongala!
10/02/2015 at 23:30

Same here.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > CB
10/02/2015 at 23:30

Nice.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Captain of the Enterprise
10/02/2015 at 23:31

Keep living the dream!

Scary__goongala! > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/02/2015 at 23:35

I’ve used the same knife to cut various hoses in my car, pop blisters, etc. But also cut up hot sausages at the 6 hours of Watkins glen. Some would say that isn’t very sanity but I’ll clean the blade and heat it up before hand. Whatever haha

TheHondaBro > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/02/2015 at 23:37

I would if I were wearing pants.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/02/2015 at 23:38

Right now it's empty because I'm using my phone to type this reply.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/02/2015 at 23:40

Kinja'd!!!

I like how A) subtle brag (get ittttt), B) so many people aren’t wearing pants atm, and C) I have my phone in my pocket but that’s it

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/02/2015 at 23:42

It wasn’t supposed to be a brag, it was supposed to be a reference to when this type of thread last came up and someone pulled out a stack of $100s and a box of magnums.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/02/2015 at 23:44

I missed that thread...mildly upset i did

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/02/2015 at 23:46

Just search for “empty your right front pocket”